Seeing your pup longingly look up at you from inside the open jaws of an alligator ain't cute lady. It's sick. Even your dog thinks this gag is inappropriate. That's why he's pawing at you to take the damn thing off already. He would have at least preferred something less bullky. An obnoxious Hello Kitty headpiece maybe? Or a few faux spider legs? But the current getup is killing his game — swallowed alligator bait ain't exactly the stuff players are made of.
Jerry Dog has an insatiable appetite for playing fetch. Again and again, in a robotic manner, he takes a tennis ball in his mouth, runs to whoever will throw it, wags his tail and waits, please, please, please, and then runs for the fetch. It's cute, but it gets old. So an ingenious someone devised a way to give Jerry his fetch fix — whenever, wherever, forever.
This little genius wants to hang out with his peeps but doesn't wanna get his chubby little short legs wet. Solution? Walk the perimeter of the pool like an acrobat, and then — "hop" — there he goes! Into the arms of loved ones. Lord, I want a little dachsie!
Baby Dachshunds creating a puppy pile, nuzzling with mom, and chewing on each others' ears? Yes, please!
Rolo here doesn't do much of anything besides wag his tail and look quizzically at the camera, but when you look like him, you don't have to do much. Consider this video a Jaegermeister shot of cute. Sometimes you just don't have time to linger over a Châteauneuf du Pape glass of cute. Just slam it down, and repeat if necessary...(Thanks, LaPerla!)
Little Jake the Dachshund hound called 911 one day from his phone's speed dial. Cute beyond words, but we're still not sure what he was trying to say.