I hear kitties go crazy for catnip . . . but just how crazy? I sought out 10 toys for those bad kitties in the bunch — check out this dangerous stash in the slideshow now!
Danger, Do Not Drink
Plush or plastic, pets can pick their poison, like this Poison Bottle ($10)  literally. Luckily, the toy is stuffed with the safe stuff catnip, nothing lethal in here!
Boozin' It Up
Beer's not just for the people or dogs  in the house! Let your feline enjoy a not-so-cold cool one that looks a bit like a PBR for you, not just a
Kitty Brew ($5) , too.
Dropping and Throwing Around the F-Bomb
I know one cat that didn't hesitate to throw the f-bomb  around. For swearing felines, try this catnip filled F-Bomb ($4)  instead.
Soldier Kit Pulls the Pin
Little bit more angry? Throw the Catnip Grenade ($5) . It won't go off . . . but your cat will go off after it!
Pet-Friendly Vegas Vacation?
Gambling's not a crime for humans, but doesn't seem like a proper pastime for proper pets. Still, this cat can draw a winning hand with the Royal Flush ($6) .
Smoky the Cat
While off gambling, maybe the cat chooses to light up in the casino. The Cigar ($4)  is practically the size of a kit's head so hopefully she shares.
Just Say No
Uh oh, this cat is growing something that's definitely not legal! Doubt she can claim the Kitty Weed ($6)  is medicinal.
Bam Bam. Warlord cat watches over her toy box with an iron fist and an AK-47 ($16)  — that'll keep the humans and dogs at bay!
Slice and Dice
I'll give the feline the benefit of the doubt and hope she was just fixin' dinner, not committing a crime with these 2 Knives ($12) . Not sure what to make of that "blood" though . . .
Mortal Combat Against the Dog
Oh no, honey, she decapitated the dog! This flat Decapitated Dog Head ($7.50)  is stuffed with catnip and no dogs were harmed in the making of this toy. Wink.