Great job captioning this silly photo! You made it quotable with these clever ideas:
What do you mean she wants a Hippopotamus for Christmas? No crocodiles or rhinocerouseseseses? – justagirl31
Seriously though Santa-I really can fly-and surely Rudolph must be retiring soon? – BigBird
C'mon, just one tiny tasty elf? You have hundreds! – CaterpillarGirl
Ok, so I want 200 jars of NARS mud mask, 400 tubes of goSmile for my fabulous horns, oh and sugar Cosmetics Freshen Up Breath Freshening Lip Gloss because my new boyfriend loves to smooch! Santa are you listening to me?! – anned
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