Results: You Made It Quotable!

Great job captioning this silly photo! You made it quotable with these clever ideas:

"I was calling about your ad for the special 'new client' price for Botox injections . . ." — marmain
Hello, pest control? I've got this strange "thing" in my house. I'm not sure, but I think that it might be a cat. — fuzzles
Dog gone telemarketers! — Pampire