I'm no stranger to hedges groomed like animals or other shapes that do not occur in nature and acheiving that result is easier than ever. Coming in three varieties for different planting options, you can opt to get your pet topiary pre-filled with moss seeds (think Chia Pet), add seeds yourself (think Miracle-Gro), or choose to add other adornments (think costumes and holiday lights). But just because someone makes it, doesn't mean you need to buy it... does it?

I'm curious to know – if price was no object, how likely am I to see this in your backyard garden: