Johnnie Walker Black Label or Johnnie Barker Black Lab?

You may be wondering why I'm asking you about alcohol, but when I spotted this product I, too, thought I had clicked on the wrong site. (Hey, it's probably happy hour somewhere. But I digress.) This new release from Bark Vineyards looks suspiciously similar to a like-named product, Johnnie Walker Black Label.

While North does not have a taste for whiskey (as no dog should), he may enjoy Johnnie Barker Black Lab ($20), a liver-flavored version of au jus that can be poured over your pet's meal or used as an after-dinner cocktail. What do you think – which bottle would you be more likely to pick up?