Inspired by a neighbor — but not this one — who explained that her dog is "kind of a bitch to other dogs" as she lunged for North, I was wondering what not-so-nice names you call your pet. I often refer to my pooch as "the brat," but that's as far as I go. Share yours in the comments below!
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My dog is a brat and my kittens are little monsters, but that's only when they're getting in trouble. I wouldn't call my friends or loved ones by nasty names, so I wouldn't do it with my pets.
1Destruct-o, when he does things like that photo. Misbehavin' Maven when he isn't listening.
2Princess Pee
3Stinky Butt. Oliver is a grand champion when it comes to floating lethal air biscuits.
4Animal.
5Annihilator.
Brat.
Dog.
Dumb Dog.
Stinky Butt.
Shredder.
Terminator.
We call Ruby- Tinywierd (one word), Boobs or Booby (not sure if that is mean), Fish Breath.
Stella- Pooplegs, Medicine Ball, Googly Eyed Freak
Gertie- Rochester Fats (when we first adopted her she was REALLY overweight. She lost the weight, but not the name)
6princess,bebe..cutie..ears.pooka.pookie
7lil sh*t
8I usually call them ZERO mean names! Unless they have done something really really really bad, and even then I am saying in a nice voice that they have been a bad or silly boy or girl!
My brother calls Patterson fatty patty though! I tell him it hurts his feelings!
9Her name is Sweet Pea (profile pic) and I have all kinds of nicknames: Stink, Stink Pea, Chunk, Log Dog, Chocolate chunker, Pig/Piggy, and a few more I can't think of right now. I never call her these out of anger, they're just everyday nicknames
I
have a lot of sweet names for her too.
10Chloe - Chloe Woey, Precious, or Booga.
Cameron - Sweetheart, Ornery, Babes (pronounced kinda like "babies")
I don't know how I came up with those weird nicknames though haha.
11Fattie.
12I call my little Cavalier a hoochie (and other variations) a lot, because she kinda is. When it's not that, I call her Crazy Lady, Old Lady, Smelly Lady, etc, since that's her name.
My husband and I call both our doggies little/crazy b***hes (in a positive tone they don't understand
)...because they ARE technically!
Maybe we're mean? lol But they both totally would curse if they could talk. And, they get the joke because they stand there and wag their tails and wiggle.
13Stinky is one I use a lot lol. Or super stink. And sh*theads. Because they are!
14No mean nicknames for Missy, but I do describe her as "A cross between a terrier and a dirty mop."
15Her name's LEELOO. But she's "jerk-face" at the park because she likes to tackle smaller pups. And "punk-ass" when she's bad. OH and when you're rubbing her belly she exposes her nipples and jiggly bits so she gets called a "slut". She's fascinated with new people and won't leave them alone; in this case - "attention wh*re".
Her brother's name is Hitch. He gets called "piggy" for being piggly or a S.O.B when he's NAUGHTY (well it IS true). He's also a belly rub slut.
16I often call my cat "Crackhead" for when he tries to mate with his favorite blanket. Because he's fixed, it took me forever to realize what was going on when he was standing on the blanket, shaking all over and meowing nonstop.
My other cat only has nice nicknames. Maybe I should think of one for her to keep it fair
17Stinky baby, squirmin' worm, little turd.
18Artemis Fartimus.
19I call one of my cats "Terrorface," because really, she's an evildoing furry landshark. The only one is "Roaster Cat" because at 14 lbs. she's the size of a Thanksgiving turkey.
20We have two english bulldogs. We'll call the girl Chunk and the boy Fatchop or Big Tiny.
21When my little lumpkin is bad, I call her "Julie Roberts" or "Sandra Bullock," because I don't like either one of those women, and don't want to see them! ha! She has LOTS of GOOD nicknames, and answers to all of them. But, when I call her either "Julia" or "Sandra," she knows I'm mad!
22I have three dogs and a cat
23some what mean nicknames:
The Destroyer, Bird Killer, Stinkbreath, and Paris(after Paris Hilton's lazy eye only call them this when they have one eye open and the other half open)
boyfriend calls the shiba a "d*ck" when he blatantly ignores him
24I call my 13-week-old yellow lab Loony because her name is Luna (both the nickname and regular name being Harry Potter-inspired).
25BITE-HOVEN! hahahaha
26if he runs in the street : c'mere dum-dum in all happy voice and he comes running for a treat
when he comes for the treat: you little treat wh*re!
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