With today's designation as Answer Your Cat's Question Day, I couldn't help but giggle when I thought about all the questions our pets would likely ask . . . well, if they could. From "Why are you wearing the gigantic dangly toy around your neck" to "How come your food smells so much better than mine," I'll bet your cats would have a lot to say. So, in honor of the holiday, I'd love to hear your kitty's burning questions – please share what you think your pet most wants to know in your comments below . . . and feel free to include the answers, too!

Kenneth Jay Lane
Blugirl
Dior Homme
"Where do you go all day? Why don't you bring me presents when you get back?"
my favorite is this look she gives me that seems to ask, "why aren't you petting me?"
1I WANT my dinner and I WANT it NOW:)
2"Are you kidding me? You're leaving me again??"
3Why do I have to get out of bed at 5:00 am just because you do?!!
4"Wake up wake up wake up!!! Why do you sleep at night and not play with me!? Wake up!!!"
5"Girl, why do you like him?? He pushes me off the couch, hogs half the bed and is more of an animal than I am!!!"
6Why are there times throughout the day that you aren't cuddling with me, holding me, massaging me, playing with me, or loving on me? Isn't that what you are for?
7Bruno:
*peeks around corner* There you are. Now I will go try to attack the fish in the fish tank. *You run around the corner and catch him* Oooh, you weren't supposed to see that!
Borat:
*walking around; he has CH, so he stumbles sometimes* Dum dah dah dah dah. . . *Falls* Doh! You didn't see that, did you?
Aw I love my little guys =)
8"Everything needs to stop RIGHT NOW. All three of us kitties need to be fed! We are starving to death and wasting away to nothing since you have been at work all day."
"What do you mean you have to go work today? We need another Caturday!"
9"What the hell? What the hell?" and "WHAT?"
That's all I ever get asked.
10"Why did you let that little funny looking thingl into MY house?" Why does it keep trying to play with me? When is it leaving?
My two cats are asking about our new puppy.
11Haha Ims, my cat is asking the same things. Another would be "Do you know how much noise that thing makes when you leave? How am I supposed to get my 18 hours of beauty sleep?"
12"You do realize that grey stuffed thing isn't actually a mouse don't you?"
"Pardon me but this is my chair, I was here first"
"when are you going to take me on a vacation instead of leaving me behind with the weird neighbor."
"why yes, I would like some of your ice cream, can you get me a spoon"
"I love you too"
13"Hey! Rabbit's feet are good luck! What's with the face??" (Upon finding baby rabbit paws on the back door rug - JUST the paws)
"Feed me!" (even though she ate an hour ago)
"I thought that your new leather bed needed some ventilation" (*sighs*)
"I am getting tired of being chased by the dog...One of these days I am just gonna let him have it....POW!!! right on the nose!"
"Mind if I jump up in your lap and snuggle?"
14"cmon, your sitting down why cant i lay in your lap?" (while i am on the toilet)
15Hiei- "Why do you move? I'm trying to sleep..." *Laying on me when I have to get up.
"Diet? What's a diet?"
Pharoah- "Look what I found, do you like it? I found it on the floor under your bed. Wake up so you can look at it. Wake up.. wake up... Do you like it?"
"Heyyyyy that looks yummy. Can I have some? Please? Please? Please? Please?"
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