LOL! This is so me. TK sleeps with me on my bed (unfortunately, wish I could go back in time and smack myself for that) and he's not too big but he def is still THERE.

So one of my ex's tried to make him sleep on the floor in his bed.

Yeah...it didnt happen, he just cried and cried all night, and then he developed a licking complex because he was so upset about that one night (he licks the comforter right before falling to sleep each night)!

We eventually gave in in the middle of the night and brought him back up.

Sometimes I dont know who I feel sorrier for: me, the men I date, or TK.

Haha when I first started dating my bf, he made it clear he wasn't a pet person...but I changed that!

I bought Kitten into our apartment when we first moved in (hehe sneeky me!), and then when we moved into our house I made immidiate plans to get a puppy (Rosie). THEN because of a series of unfortunate events, we now have a foster dog (Bee!). He loves them all to bits and treats them so good! I knew deep down he was an animal person too!

the guy i've been with for awhile has always been very good with my cat. he dosnt like when she tries to snuggle with me/us at bedtime, and has since learned that when he spends the night to stay at the foot of the bed or on the floor.

for some reason he dosnt take kindly to her waking up the humans technique in the morning either. but it can be adorable when i catch him rubbing her or baby-voicing

haha yea sentineltree is it so cute when you catch them giving the pets lovies

I dated a guy recently who did not get my dog at all or why I'd have to go home and take him out - total deal breaker. Plus he was not okay with him sharing the bed or even the bedroom. But my doggy is so cute, he's mostly helped me out with men - he gives them a reason to come and talk to me! Plus I've met a few guys at the dog part and I find that both having a dog gives us so much more to talk about, plus it's a great ice breaker. The guy I'm sort of seeing right now loves him and we got to know each other because he'd come out and walk my puppy with me. So, odd as it may sound, he has been a great aid in my love life. lol

Oh man. I was dating a guy and my dog peed on him when we were having sex.
I totally cracked up laughing and said "I think my dog just gave you a golden shower"

this is both the most pleasant (read: funny) and painful moment involving our dog carson. he got into the trash and stole the pork chops we had the night before and the chicken wings we'd had the night before that. carson dragged the food all over the house trailing hot sauce and herbs everywhere. he doesn't usually try to eat stuff he's stolen, just hide it. this time he tried to hide the pork chops in between the cushions of the black leather couch and he hid the chicken wings under my pillow on the bed. we came home to the house smelling weird, cleaned up the trash that was all over the kitchen, then went to relax on the couch only to find PORK CHOPS IN THE COUCH. as we were getting ready for bed my husband discovered the chicken wings under my pillow.
it was a pain in the butt, disgusting, and annoying but all the while we were laughing cause carson kept coming over whenever we'd find something he hid as if he was surprised to find that there too.

My fiance loves my dog, he wasn't thrilled about her sleeping on the bed since she usually tries to be on his side or in the middle and makes it smell like "dog". Her box (crate) is out in the foyer, so making her stay there was a whining/irritating mess. So, we compromised and she now sleeps in her own bed next to ours!

Having a dog with my husband makes us want to have a baby! LOL! Athena sleeps either on our bed or just outside the bedroom and really makes us feel loved and safe.

well.... lets just say our dog LIVES on our bed.

My old bull terrier Apollo used to bug my husband Steven so much when we first started dating. I never gave Apollo alot of rules because he was a good dog anyways, and he always slept in the bed with us (much to Steven's dismay). Whenever, he would go to bed, Apollo would jump off the couch and go with him, but he never slept he just lay next to Steven licking his paws..in Steven's ears. It really bugged him alot but I said "If you don't like it, you can sleep at home alone", sure enough he sucked it up and got over it pretty fast.

Scout LOVES to sleep on the bed, but my husband isn't a big fan of that, so it's always really funny to hear him yell at her to get off the bed whenever he catches her on it. She KNOWS she's not really supposed to be up there because any time she's up there and I come upstairs, she quickly hops off and lays on the floor next to the bed like she was never on the bed in the first place.

She's never really interrupted us during sex, but our cat did once...we were done and laying by each other, cuddling and Eliot jumped up on the bed and proceeded to put his paw directly on my boob and started meowing for attention. My husband laughed and said "Hey Eliot, hands off my woman!" LOL, it was pretty funny.

I have two Chihuahuas that jump off the bed as soon as my boyfriend and I start getting a little frisky. It's funny because it's like they know when to give us space ... either that or they are just totally freaked about it! We also just rescued a beagle that is the complete opposite from my two and seems to think that our romp between the sheets is an invitation for him to play and stick his nose in some very unwelcome places!