Although this is obviously meant as a joke, the Anatomy of a Cat Brain seems spot on nonetheless. Especially the part about the short circuit sending your cat from Prrr to Grrr in no time flat! Although I don't have a cat of my own, I've seen a few turn from cute to crazy, freak out at a can opener, and have heard firsthand about how some have a tendency to ignore you . . . seemingly on purpose! Cats are definitely funny (and sometimes totally strange) creatures – is your cat afraid of something weird and obscure or do you just have a funny kitty story? Tell us about it in a comment below!

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This is SO my kitty hahaha!
1yeah.. my cats definitely follow this map. LOL.
My cats are scared of anything new. I walked in with a rolled up poster and set it my the door. They completely freaked and then wanted to destroy it.
2hahahaha. i have a comic on my fridge that is a diagram of a my bed according to the cat. if i can find a link i'll post it!
3jajajaja!
4You have to love cats. They are really all about themselves, and that's something we can all learn from.
@ infatuation of ppl who hate cats, ever noticed that cats can sense this?? I have a few
friends who do not like cats (why is beyond me but to each his own) and I swear Nootie and Bubba will climb on them, sit near them, lay in front of them, anything just to pester them.
5
Yeah this is spot on! My cat just took a little journey into the lazy susan cabinet in my
kitchen. All of the sudden the cabinet was open and moving all on it's own! Freaked the living freak out of me! Then it gets all around and out pops Izzy cat!
6Our cats are all freaks, even for cats. (Although it seems like that can probably be said about most of them.) Our youngest is afraid of next-to-nothing; we thought he had no fear at all, as he isn't afraid of anything most cats are (such as vacuums or running showers), but then he got thoroughly frightened by a squeak toy.
7love this. hahaha.
8I love the mysterious obsession with one spot on the bed, that's my girl! lol
9My jumbo-sized Persian guy once spent 20 minutes spot welded to my thigh after a spider ran across one of his rear paws. We lovingly refer to him as being "a special kind of retarded!"
10cute
11i want a doggy one
Inexorable fear of vacuum cleaners = Gadget
12Total drive to be where they are forbidden to go = Penny
I love that.
13LOL, it's funny cuz it's true!
14cute! my old cat has an enlarged part of his brain ->inability to get along with new cat and my kitten has a overly sensitive part of his brain ->makes a purring kitty an arm-shredding maniac in two seconds.
15rotfl
16My kitty's ubber mysterious. She can lock herself in the bathroom and come out anytime she wats... Purrrrrrrrrrrrr
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